tagged.

Dear Hani,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the embarrassing rash.

In pain,
-Sista-

I was tagged by sugary sweet & everything nice..

RULES:-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.

*My results are at the bottom of this post*

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Something to share..

This is a special hybrid orchid which my mum had it for 3 years. From a single leaf, it grew to this big!

with lots of TLC it finally bloomed!! and it really made my mum a very happy woman.

Movie review

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James Bond Quantum of Solace

Other than too much of a car chase, foot chase, boat chase & air-plane chase..

Daniel Craig is the Man..!!! (droooling..)

Love the phone Sony Ericsson C902

The C902 Cyber-shot™ phone is used throughout the film by James Bond to capture evidence and assist the agent on his mission. The 5MP camera, with a unique slide-out lens cover, illuminated touch icons providing quick and easy access to camera options, Face detection, Photo flash and Auto focus enables James Bond to send high resolution shots back to MI6 for quick recognition of his enemies. The phone also offers BestPic™ which allows users to take nine pictures of a moving object simultaneously and choose the best shot to use, plus Picture blogging for uploading photos to blogsites and PictBridge for printing direct to a printer, without the need for a PC or laptop.

The phone will be pre-loaded with a spy-style games. In addition, the full colour trailer of the film, behind-the-scenes interviews with the stars and exclusive content such as wallpapers and screen savers will be available on the phone and the memory card.

Madagascar 2



TWO THUMBS UP!

I loved it. The kids loved it.
Good moral. Good laughs.


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Kids say the darnest things - Part II

Ummi : Arabic word for Mother.
Wallid/ Wallidun: Arabic word for Uncle.
That's what the kids call my Sister & bro-in-Law.

My sister called on saturday from the wholly land of Madinah to update us on their Haj trip. Alhamdullillah she managed to solat di Raudhah 2 times.. they're leaving for Mekkah that very evening for their Umrah, and to wait for Hari Wukuf in 2 weeks.

As usual i will update the rest of the family including my daughter Medina. She has good knowledge of Madinah (where she was named after) and the history of Nabi Muhammad saw, A'isha his wife, and Umar Al-Khattab his best friend.. and how her siblings got their names from and how they are related with each other.

Later that day, i heard her talking to her cousin Redhuan, 6 yrs old.

Medina: Wan you tahu tak Ummi & Walid kat mana skarang? smalam dia kat Madinah, hari ni you tahu dia org kat mana?









Redhuan: Dia orang kat Redhuan?


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something happened to me this morning which never happened before in my 14 years of refueling the car..

got in the car this morning fuel tank indicated EMPTY! normal for a Monday morning..

stopped by Shell, where i always get my petrol and its the only station that i can collect Bonus Link points.. sucker right.. anyway, that's not the point. So i paid RM50 to get a full tank.. when the petrol was 2.70 p/ltr, RM50 doesn't go very far. Am i missing out on the fuel market cos the last time i checked, petrol now cost rm2.15, correct?

ok, when you are refueling, while holding the nozzle in one hand, where do you usually look? No 1 answer usually the meter counter right? 2nd probably the car next to you (or could be the hot looking driver..) 3rd? do you ever look at the nozzle? anyway, my story today is that my tank was overflowed with petrol..!!! it was pouring out from the tank.. kena kasut sikit. Tapi tengok meter it was still RM48++

i don't usually put the clip and let it fill itself. got an email when the petrol was rm2.70 saying that you'll get more petrol if you fill it slowly and not putting the clip on the nozzle.. been practising that since. tunggu lama tunggulah..asalkan dapat lebih.. (there's kiasu attitude in all of us right..).

back to my story.. panicked strike.. oh no!! there's petrol on my car flowing down to the wheels.. will it get on fire? i know any form of sparks will trigger it. Maklumlah..org perempuan..mana tahu sangat bab keta ni. but i got the attendant to pour water over it. will it work?

thanks to my friend who asked her 'Guys'.. the car won't get on fire because the minyak cepat kering.. they better be right! cos if the car do get on fire while i'm in it, this would be my last testimonial.. and you can tell my family what happened to me earlier this morning.

A Parent's Proud Moment - Part II

What could be a prouder moment for both my parents..

Last night her eldest child and son-in-law left for the Holy Land to perform their Haj.

My sister, Shahdee bte Ahmad 37 and husband Abg Anis Yusal Yusoff left for Madinah Al Munawarrah on flight KT42, they're one of those chosen ones to be the guest of the Almighty.

My Kak Long (known as Non) is one fantastic lady, a MBA holder and the Deputy GM with Propel and of course Abg Anis, currently pursuing his Phd, is one fantastic guy..!! they are idols in our family.. they are both living example of "Soul-Mates".

She's the one we turned to when we have problems.
She's the shoulder we cry on when we're feeling down.
She's the cement that glues us all together.
She has the solution to most of our problems.
She's the most successful.
She's the most kind, loving intelligent person.
She's the most generous.
She's my Sister
.. and we're missing her already ; (

All of us are very proud of both of you Kak & Abg Anis. We pray for your safe journey, health and Haji yang Mambrur..

~ Semoga Allah swt mamakbulkan semua Doa-Doa mereka. Amin. ~

'A Parent's Proud Moment'

"it is best not to mention 'careless mistakes' to children. they believe they have done their best.

when they are reminded of their carelessness, they'll feel bad.

i know i did. every single exam... only they didnt know.

enouragement is built upon the word 'courage'. careless... well, just happens to destroy courage." - Saudara Teddy

saudara teddy was right. i should not have blamed my kid for her careless mistakes. don't know what she's feeling or thinking inside by my comments on her being careless. Cuma mengingatkan kesalahan-kesalahan yang sering dibuat semasa exam dan supaya tidak mengulanginya lagi.

same goes to me at work. after a hard day preparing reports..which i put my best in it.. and thought i'll get some compliments from it, only to be exhorted when they point out a mistake. sedih.

well, a lesson learned.

today i'd like to share 'A Parent's Proud Moment' with all of you.

Fantastic Medina scored 3rd place in her class. We'll be attending the price giving ceremony tomorrow morning at 8.00am.

Her final report:

Bahasa Arab: 100%
Maths: 99%
English: 96%
Science: 96%
Bahasa Malaysia Penulisan: 96%
Pendidikan Jasmani: 94%
Pendidikan Agama: 92%
Bahasa Malaysia Pemahaman: 88%
Pendidikan Seni: 70%


I refer back to my old entry titled "It's a test for me too..!", and i'm giving myself a pat on the back :D (ehem ehem.. siapa lagi nak puji kalau tak sendiri )

and to my husband who can't stand me being stress-out during the exam season.. tak sia-sia kan?

ni baru Std One.. we have a looooooong way to go babe!

Fantastic Exam Results..!!

:D We are proud parents again.. with Medina's final exams results

Maths : 99% - 1 mistake. she subtracted an addition question(careless mistake)

English : 96% - 2 mistakes. 1st) she didn't know the meaning of the word "formed". 2nd) a careless mistake.

Science : 96% - 2 mistakes. both were careless mistakes.

BM : 96% - 2 mistakes- 1st) It was a fill in the blanks question on 'Pakaian Kebangsaan Wanita di Malaysia, Baju Kurung, Cheongsam & Sari'. she didn't know the meaning of the word "potongan" as in Pakaian ini datangnya dalam pelbagai bentuk potongan mengikut bangsa & budaya masing-masing.

Arts & Craft : 'B' - i'm not that artistic to practice Art with her :( my bad.


We are only humans. We're allowed to make mistakes right?

Treated her to dinner at Delicious Bangsar last night.